Winter legs

This is just a theory, but I seem to find more proof to its validity daily. By careful and extensive observation I came to conclusion that in certain season, which starts right after the deep colds of winter, but before the pleasant warmth of spring, women who bare their legs in shorts and mini skirts have the same type of meaty, chunky legs. I call those the winter legs. The other kind, the sexy legs, are not yet to be seen, because their owners wisely keep them warm and covered. After many months of the long winter, men will turn after any kind of naked female flesh. So, before there's a choice of sexy legs to turn heads, the winter legged women bask in temporary attention and stolen glances of the flesh-starved males. In shortest of shorts and skirts, they risk frostbites, pneumonia, and they brave the barely above freezing temperatures which turn their fleshy legs purplish and goosebump-ish. Today, there was an exhibition of the winter legs on the streets of downtown Toronto, under deceiving sunshine of a chilly Saturday.